This auction is satirical. All lots in this auction, even those based on real people, are entirely fictional, yet real, and available to purchase and own. All politicians are respected and caricatured to the best ability of the auctioneer. [edit: tornadoes happened so this is a particularly poor rush job] This auction contains valuable items, however, you may find it offensive in nature. If this is the case, we simply ask you to be the highest bidder, in order to love your neighbor....