Steep driveway, may be slippery!
MASKS OVER NOSE AND MOUTH AT ALL TIMES REQUIRED-ZERO TOLERANCE. We will not be supplying masks. Anyone not carrying a mask at this point need not attend. Face shields are not masks. We have no interest in debating this issue, this sale is not essential. No children under 10-too many breakables and nothing for kids. 

Driveway is very steep and for loading only. Not responsible for accidents. 

Now to the good stuff. This...